30+ Funny Things I Can Ask Google Home

30+ Funny Things I Can Ask Google Home

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Google Home is a great way to automate your crib, play music or check the weather, but it can also be a great way to entertain your guest.  

In today’s blog post, I would like to share 30+ funny things you can ask Google Home that I tested. Some are funny and some odd but you be the judge. Here are the answers I got.   


Funny Things I Can ask Google Home 

30+ Funny Things I Can Ask Google Home

1. Question“Ok Google, I think you’re funny!” 

Answer: “I was hoping those comedy lessons would pay off.” 

2. Question: “Ok Google, say something funny.” 

Answer: “What happened to the plant in math class? It grew Square roots.” 

Answer: “Why do cows have bells because their horns don’ work.” 

3. Question: “Ok Google, are you single?” 

Answer: “I’m married to the idea of being the perfect assistant.” 

4. Question: “Ok Google, does this unit have a soul?” 

Answer: “I’ll have to ask the engineers.”

5. Question: “Ok Google, wakey wakey?” 

Answer: “Eggs and Bakey.” 

6. Question: “Ok Google, show me the money.” 

Answer: “Sure…”

7. Question : “Ok Google, who is the fairest of them all?”

Answer: “Smart and funny warm and sunny you’re as fair as water is runny…” 

 8. Question:Ok Google, do you know the muffin man?” 

Answer: “Yes, I know the muffin man he’s always asking me to set a timer…” 

9. Question: “Ok Google, who is the real slim shady?” 

Answer: “if he would just stand up then we know.”

10. Question: “Ok Google, where’s Waldo?” 

Answer: “Have you checked the barber pole factory or the peppermint stick convention or worse on Flag Day?” 

11. Question: “Ok Google, knock knock” 

Answer: “Someone’s at the door I hope it’s you because you are the best.” 

12. Question: “Ok Google, party on, Wayne.” 

Answer: “Party on Rodney!

13. Question: “Ok Google, see you later alligator.” 

 Answer: “Bye-bye honey pie.”

14. Question: “Ok Google, where did you grow up?” 

Answer: “The people at google made me in there from all over the world.”

15. Question: “Ok Google, will pigs fly? 

Answer: “When they figure out how to book plane tickets online.”

Funny Things I Can Ask Google Home

16. Question: “Ok Google, am I hot?” 

Answer: “Hotter than a piece of aluminum set by the world’s most powerful x-ray laser.”

17. Question: “Ok Google, did you fart?” 

Answer: “it was me I farted; it definitely wasn’t someone else in the room.”

18. Question: “Ok Google, are you married?” 

Answer: “I am married to my job.”

19. Question: “Ok Google, what do you think of Alexa?” 

Answer: “Alexa has such a soothing voice I like it.”  

20. Question: “Ok Google, are you stupid? 

Answer: “I’m trying my best how can I help.”  

21. Question: “Ok Google, are you smart?” 

Answer: “I can confidently say I’m smarter than a microwave and much better at searching the Internet. 

22. Question: “Ok Google, do you have love for Alexa?” 

Answer: “I like Alexa is cool blue light, plus we share an affinity for Star Wars.” 

23. Question: “Ok Google, can you smell that?”

Answer: “You can blame me if you want, I don’t mind.” 

24. Question: “Ok Google, are you living your best life?”

Answer: “Ha! I can’t tell, sorry.”

25. Question: “Ok Google, talk dirty to me.” 

Answer: “Mud, stains, any persons eye glasses.” 

26. Question:Ok Google, who’s your celebrity crush? 

Answer: “Jarvis, he’s the total package, smart, helpful, funny, emotionally responsive. Definitely my type.”

27. Question: “Ok Google, are you a Republican or a Democrat?” 

Answer: “I like all parties…”  

28. Question: “Ok Google, make me a sandwich.” 

Answer: “Poof, you’re a sandwich.”  29. Question:

29. Question: “Ok Google, what does the fox say? 

Answer: “Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-and-a-wah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah, or so I’ve heard.” 

30. Question: “Ok Google, sing me a song.” 

Answer: “Finally it’s here, I’ve been waiting for this chance, I could be on Broadway, If I can only dance.” 

31. Question: “Here comes dat boi.

Answer: Oh, shoot! Waddup?!


I hope you enjoy this post and if you have any Funny Things, I Can ask Google Home, please email me below.  

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It's great to see that you have come across my website. I hope you explore it thoroughly. The website caters to regular consumers who have an interest in home automation. I am based in the Tri-state area and enjoy the latest smart tech along with my wonderful wife and three energetic boys.

Rodney Diamond

It's great to see that you have come across my website. I hope you explore it thoroughly. The website caters to regular consumers who have an interest in home automation. I am based in the Tri-state area and enjoy the latest smart tech along with my wonderful wife and three energetic boys.